Wedding Speech for a Maid of Honor or Best Woman :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Wedding Speech for a Maid of Honor or Best fair sexBefore I start I would like to say that Madonna you look absolutely stunning, Erik, well you just look stunned.For those of you know dont know me my name is Rhonda and for those of you who do, Ill have the usual, just put the bottle next to my purse.When Madonna first asked me to be her bridesmaid I felt joyous but as the big day approached I was informed that I would be doing a speech and a toast. Being the shy and retiring grammatical case I was trying to think of ways of getting out of it, but have any of you tried saying no to Madonna.Then I plan what could I talk about, like all self respecting 30 something year old, I did research and came up with some sayings that I would like to share with you, presentlySome say that wedding ceremony begins when you sink into his arms and ends up with your arms in his sink.Others would say that when a man holds a womans authorize before marriage, its love, after marriage it is self-def ence.AndThey say that before marriage a man will lay awake thinking about something you said, after marriage hell fall asleep before you have finished saying it.Now, Im sure that at that place are some of you out there that can relate to that.Before I finish, I would like to offer my own advice for a happy and successful marriage, now just because Im not married or never have been it doesnt mean to say I am now not an expert on it.Erik,Whenever youre wrong, admit it, whenever you right, shut up.The best way to remember an anniversary is to forget it just once.Set the ground rules first and then do everything Madonna says. roadway maps are a good thing.Never forget the two most important saying, youre right dear and okay buy it.Never be afraid that Madonna will leave you, she has spent years training you and she wont give that up lightly.